Cheerios and Anacondas

These are the accounts of Sara's adventures with The Girls:

The day to day activities begin with waking up (usually). Then Whitney and Sara have a grueling warm up by climbing out of bed. After they have done this, they do random lil odd jobs around the world. Sara prefers making a quick stop by Brazil to fight off various jungle life such as anaconda etc. Then she goes to work out during breakfast by crushing cheerios with her teeth (this usually burns more calories then she gets from the cheerios themselves.) Then she is ready to have some fun. So Sara along with a few girls go exploring. First, they hike up Mt. Watertower to look over the United States. Then the exploring begins. They hike down the south side where only authorized personnel are allowed ( they are not recognized by the Government as any thing more than Ninjas, when in reality they are wander beings.) There recent activities have involved investigating if someone of who's name I can not mention is taking over the US by brain washing kid's minds in the public schools. So since they are/were home schooled they have a much clearer view on things. They're still investigating. In the mean time, Sara can not wait 'til her 21st B-day for obvious reasons, and one of the girls has invited her to go have some Martinis the night of her birthday. Sara is also having to deal with a stalker who is always watching her. She is not sure yet if this has anything to do with her car problems. She has also recently had to fight off a hobo who had a machine gun but this was no problem for her. All that was necessary for her to do was to simply turn sideways. After that she was as good as invisible. Then she walked away, picked up a jaw bone, and hit him over the head. Well, that concludes her adventures for this week. Fin
Written by. Kaity Lynn

[99% of these stories are true as far as I can remember.]